Perhaps it's a vanity thing, but one question I've always wanted a snappy answer to is "what's so super about you?" Actually I've always wanted a bazillion answers and that's an ongoing project. But anyway, here is one snappy answer -- I can shock people with my feet (as soon as the postal service delivers these things).
Light Configuration
Heavier Configuration (vaguely inspired by Neo's lobby boots in the Matrix)
Here is a video demonstration by my pal:
And in unrelated news, my former teammates Motor-Mouth and the rest of the NorCal Protectorate have been getting some press lately, besides the double page spread in People magazine: